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my mother, the origin of first world problems

“yesterday was the worst. i got my massage but my cambodian masseuse kept knocking my head with her thighs. i couldn’t sleep. and then i went to kroger looking for tea but everyone was standing in front of the labels. so i ended up buying the wrong chai. you have no idea how grotesque i feel.”

— 3 months ago with 2 notes
#first world problems  #pam-isms 
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