February 2012
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one of the best intros ever.
teacher puts on tet offensive documentary and says he has a meeting to go to and won’t be present in class. thus as footage of villages burning and vietnamese dying is being played, we laugh and chat about our spring break plans and upcoming music festivals.
welcome to america. our ability to forget is our greatest strength.
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every time i close my eyes in a naive attempt to...
i don’t know why, and i don’t know what it means. but it’s not ok.
Getting ready for spring break!
astillmoregloriousdawn:
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I want the gap between my thighs to be as wide as my cat’s!!!!!!! #clavonlock
krugman the sage on what's really ailing europe →
oscar notes and conclusions
1. billy crystal is benign and boring (give me an atheist any day—makes for better jokes) 2. angelina jolie’s BMI is the same number as elle fanning’s age 3. j lo obviously didn’t want to be a lady 4. melissa mccarthy is an actress because she must have flunked out of fashion school 5. emma stone is cloying and nicole wore it better 6. jessica chastain and milla jovovich...
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five hours later...
i have emerged from the depths of a statistics study hell after nearly drowning in normal quantile plots, suffocating in tests of significance, and imploding before null hypotheses. i am hollow, slaphappy, and now have the mental capacity of a sea cucumber, but i am finished and will receive an A. in other words, the world is mine. in other other words, i will be blasting ‘watch the...
i hate editing satire that is neither funny nor intelligent. i’m so tempted to send it back for revisions as a blank document. tgif?
tom petty, tea, and price-searcher markets with low entry barriers. 2 out of 3 isn’t that bad.
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“Rack, rack, city bitch, city bitch
Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch,...”
– Ayn Rand (via jpegartifacts)
This quote changed my life.
(via theworldisconfused)
absurd life: interrupted while researching russian ice caves for work by two haggard men informing me that they are here to deliver a motorcycle to a french exchange student who doesn’t live here. c’est la vie.
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