December 2009
74 posts
I give you ... the Toyger. →
andiekaye:
swaylikeasmokygrey:
saturday is my last day at paul’s … if you want free shit, come see me.
i’ve spent one fifth of my life there and am feeling generous.
You’re quitting? Since when?
my internship at yarmuth’s office starts in january! i’m not working at pauls in addition to an internship and 18 hours. that may kill me, or, maybe more accurately, kill others.
saturday is my last day at paul’s … if you want free shit, come see me.
i’ve spent one fifth of my life there and am feeling generous.
Only in Russia... →
Pet peeves, holiday edition
libbypeck:
I hate social networking in December because:
a) I don’t care what your GPA was this semester, b) There are only so many Christmas-related statuses and tweets that I can handle, and c) I REALLY don’t care how good Santa was to you this year. You got a new car? Maybe Santa should’ve given you modesty lessons instead.
In the words of Charlie Brown, good grief!
GOD HATES GAGA (according to Wesboro Baptist) →
justfornick:
(via swaylikeasmokygrey)
I never thought I would agree with the Westboro Baptist Church. I too hate Lady Gaga (mostly)
I don’t know which is worse: the fact that you agree with the Wesboro Baptist Church on one of their hate campaigns, or that you hate Lady Gaga. But I bet you won’t be agreeing with them when they come out with a memo saying New Moon hottie Taylor...
GOD HATES GAGA (according to Wesboro Baptist) →
stereotyping people by favorite authors
my favorites:
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
Jodi Picoult
Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck...
I swear to god, my dreams keep getting stranger and stranger. Last night I dreamed I was Michael Cera, who, after hearing Kathy Bates give a heartwrenching recitation of Sylvia Plath’s “Mad Girl’s Love Song,” made out with her.
What the hell.
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oldpalememories:
swaylikeasmokygrey:
oldpalememories:
swaylikeasmokygrey:
I want to move to pandora. Most original movie I’ve seen in a long time. Easily on my top five of the year.
Okay, I met the movie’s trailer with total disinterest. They hype, to me, was annoying. Visually stunning, sure, I’ll give it that. But it is not by any means original. How unoriginal? In 1957, Poul Anderson...
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I want to move to pandora. Most original movie I’ve seen in a long time. Easily on my top five of the year.
oldpalememories:
swaylikeasmokygrey:
just submitted two pieces for publication as per erica’s request. made some stylistic revisions, hopefully the louisville review likes my stuff!
Way to go. I bet they’ll like it. Can I get a PEEK?
maybe. i was pigeonholed into doing it. i’m a bit weary of others reading my stuff (even though i have a blog…contradictory, i know)....
just submitted two pieces for publication as per erica’s request. made some stylistic revisions, hopefully the louisville review likes my stuff!
and i love you now as i loved you then but this...
wish list
mysticalchris:
swaylikeasmokygrey:
for christmas this year i would like a cello, a rasputin biography, russian lessons, the fox and the hound on dvd, good sex with cuddles, a portable ballet barre for my new place, sheet music, and some positivity.
Who is cuddles?!?
Haha, no one. I just like cuddling post sex. Who doesn’t? TMI? Maybe, but you asked.
wish list
for christmas this year i would like a cello, a rasputin biography, russian lessons, the fox and the hound on dvd, good sex with cuddles, a portable ballet barre for my new place, sheet music, and some positivity.
google makes us stupid...thought so. →
“Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank...”
– William Ernest Henry, “Invictus”
conclusions
-if i could, i would flunk my english class just so i could have erica as a teacher again, so we could have excuses to text each other about shitty students and “everything is illuminated” still, like we did tonight.
-the white stripes self-titled album is their best for winter; de stijl is best for spring; icky thump is best for summer; white blood cells is best for fall; elephant is...