February 2012
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gawd, this song gives me shivers.
kittensforbrains:
i really enjoy eating honey roasted peanuts. however, i don’t like that i have to wipe my salt encrusted fingers off every time before continuing to tippy tappy on my keyboard. this goes to show that savannah and i are not alike in all ways. you all should see her mouse pad. but seriously.
love you, sav.
it’s called kitsch, bitch!
kidding, as i just now texted you.
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one thing i will never understand is how bellarmine students can eat barbeque chicken strips and french fries smothered in ranch dressing at 10 am. granted, the one i’m watching now is from belarus and i am unfamiliar with the eating habits of that particular culture. nevertheless, gross.
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when i already know the proverbial well is dryer than sawdust, i don’t understand why i even bother going through the motions of trying to tap into it in the first place.
in other words, i have statistics homework and exactly zero motivation to do any of it. going to watch the super bowl instead. it’s that bad.
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my mother, the origin of first world problems
“yesterday was the worst. i got my massage but my cambodian masseuse kept knocking my head with her thighs. i couldn’t sleep. and then i went to kroger looking for tea but everyone was standing in front of the labels. so i ended up buying the wrong chai. you have no idea how grotesque i feel.”
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bananas foster pancakes, the infinitely classier version of those of jack johnson fame are nestled happily in my stomach. empty glasses and bottles surround my bed in such a manner that they appear to be paying tribute to some patron saint of alcohol and indiscretion. which is normally dionysus but i guess last night was me. ah, well. more filler for “up shit creek without a charger, ”...
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“I’ve often lost myself, in order to find the burn that keeps everything awake.”
– Federico García Lorca (via misswallflower)
one of my all-time favorite writers. he was one of the main reasons why i chose to study in granada, where he was born and ultimately killed just days before the outbreak of the spanish civil war. another brilliant person with such a sad story.
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Fuck Yeah Drug Policy: Prison Math →
fuckyeahdrugpolicy:
“There are over 2 million people incarcerated in local, state, and federal prisons in the United States, an incarceration rate of 743 per 100,000 people, which is high for a democracy (the incarceration rate is 325 in Israel, 217 in Poland, 154 in England and Wales, 96 in France, 71 in Denmark,…
And yet, this is one of the easier problems to fix.
channeling gordon gekko
while zoned out on zyrtec, i purchased my first share of a stock. not exactly the online shopping i imagined, but damn do i feel plutocratic. decent!
January 2012
70 posts
i’m never coming to class early again. currently hostage to the girl to my right (also the girl who doesn’t know who’s running for president “LOL”) who sliced her finger open last night. despite my telling her to please stop, i’m squeamish and am the type who cries if she cuts herself shaving she continues to ramble on about her stitches and how bloody it was....
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“I’m interviewing a woman next week who makes jewelry with her toes.”
– Dad
wine is not an appropriate substitute for coke zero.
every tuesday and thursday ashlee and i sit in the conference room during lunch for increased sanity and distance from others. today, a 40-something with wrinkle hiding bangs and a tan enters, stops dead in her tracks. “are you…are you all here for…the meeting?” she stammers.
i am distracted by the unnaturally autumnal hue of her skin. ashlee speaks instead....
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anthagio:
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As a happy contrarian, I have recently decided to tack LDR onto my short list of “music/movies/tv...